A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Cafeteria

Throughout the halls of American Ivy league schools, such as Harvard, laughter, creativity and self-expression are as prized as hard-work, dedication and intelligence. Dating back nearly a hundred years, these institutions all allow their hard working students to express themselves in student run humor magazines. CJCP has decided to follow suit with their own humor magazine, War Kittens. War Kittens is written by the students, edited by the students, written for the students. War Kittens explores the opinions of Squirrels in "Squirlz gone Wild." War Kittens follows the exciting adventures of "Hobo Hero," the world's only homeless superhero. War Kittens depicts the "Misadventuresof Miss Match," the world's dumbest smart person. War Kittens shows its sensitive side with poetry and great advice. War Kittens brings the heroes of old to the modern world as they are interviewed in a segment we call "I See Dead People." War Kittens is available to pick up from Mr. Lewis. War Kittens is free. War Kittens, why don't you have a copy yet? I mean for real. Why don't you? Stop reading this and contact Mr. Lewis for your free copy of War Kittens!